Monday

Tuna Haters To Die For Tuna Marinade

Looking for a hot tip on how to serve tuna? Serve grilled chicken instead.
On Sundays, we round up the usual suspects and cook a special dinner. It's not easy. There's the 2 teenagers who prefer every meal be mac 'n cheese. There's the one happy little carnivore who thinks adding bacon to that mac 'n cheese might be dee-lish.

And, then! There's the pescatarians. Fish lovers.

I hate fish. Truly, madly, deeply hate fish.

Now I know what you're thinking... certainly not salmon. Everybody loves salmon. Indeed, they do! I can't begin to count the number of times people have invited me to dinner naturally assuming I would eat salmon.

If you must serve fish, please do it up right by deep fat frying in gobs of oil and maybe a little butter, too.
'Twas salmon that inspired me to manifest my hatred of fish into a life threatening allergy.

You see, if I tell people I don't like fish they're quite certain they can change my mind. "Oh, give it a try," they exclaim. "You'll love MY fish."

But, if I tell them I have an allergy...
I will surely die if I eat your fish...

Then they're way more understanding about the whole situation and typically cook up something truly palatable. Like a steak! 

This charade worked out well for many years. Right up until my daughter decided to become a [cringe, shudder] pescatarian. Because she knows the truth about me and my fish allergies. She knows I'm a big, fat liar.

Blue Fin Tuna is now an endangered species. One more grand reason never to serve it.
Last night, just to be nice to my sweet girl, I grilled tuna. I also made a giant vat of potatoes and a (from scratch!) chocolate cake so normal people, such as myself, wouldn't starve.

But then something strange happened. It smelled so delicious that I took a little bite. And, it's killing me to admit this but it wasn't half bad...

Tuna Haters To Die For Tuna Marinade:
  • 1 cup orange juice
  • 1/2 cup lime juice
  • 1/4 cup lemon juice
  • 1/4 cup white wine
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire
  • 1/4 cup minced roasted garlic
  • 4 tbs. crushed rosemary
How To ~
    1) Marinate 6 oz. tuna fillets for a couple of hours in this mixture.
    2) Grill fillets on very high heat, basting with the marinade.
    3) Then feed them to the cat and go buy yourself a cheeseburger.


    * Joking about the cat. This is a truly tasty recipe. If I like it, I imagine anyone would.

    Thursday

    2 Die 4 Chicken Enchiladas

    Just returned from a visit to New Mexico, where my cousin John John dazzled me (once again) with his legendary Green Chile Chicken Enchiladas. This time I was on the ball and asked him for the recipe.

    He is a fabulous chef. I gain weight just thinking about heading over there for dinner. But, this recipe, by far, is my absolute favorite. It's so tasty... I get cravings!

    Green Chile Chicken Enchilada Recipe

    Ingredients:
    • 2 lbs. boneless, skinless chicken breast
    • 2 cans green chile enchilada sauce
    • 1 can cream of chicken soup
    • 1.5 lbs. shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese
    • 1/2 pound shredded pepper jack cheese
    • 2 red bell peppers, chopped into bite-size pieces 
    • 1 pkg. flour tortillas
    • Garnish with: 1 diced, fresh tomato, tossed with 1 tsp chili powder and a sprinkling of fresh cilantro.
    How to...
    • In a big pot... combine chicken breasts and bell pepper with both cans of the green chile enchilada sauce. Simmer on the stove top until chicken is thoroughly cooked. Once cooled, shred the chicken.
    • Stir the can of cream of chicken soup into 1/2 of the green chile enchilada sauce you were cooking with. Add the shredded chicken and peppers to this mixture. Simmer for about 10 minutes.
    • Pour the other 1/2 of the green chile enchilada sauce you were cooking with into a 9 x 12 glass casserole dish.
    • Prepare the enchiladas, filling the tortillas with chicken and cheese, roll them up and put them in the casserole dish.
    • Sprinkle any remaining chicken and sauce over the tortillas, cover with remaining cheese. Garnish with diced tomatoes.
    • Pop this gooey mess into the oven and bake @ 350 (F) for 30 minutes. 
    Enjoy!

    Sunday

    The Lodge Cast Iron Cookbook ~ Recipe Collection

    Book Give Away! 

    Do you own cast iron cookware? That's about all I use in the kitchen.

    If you're a fan, you're gonna LOVE this cookbook. With recipes like... HOT LAVA CHOCOLATE CAKE what's not to love?

    Leave a comment if you'd like to be included in the drawing for this delightful cookbook. :)

    HOT LAVA CHOCOLATE CAKE
    The perfect sweet ending to a campfire meal.
    • 2 oz. square semisweet chocolate
    • 4 tablespoons butter
    • 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
    • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
    • 1 large egg yolk, lightly beaten
    • 9 teaspoons flour
    Melt chocolate and butter, stir in the sugar. Add eggs; then flour. Spray a small cast iron skillet (so this delightful mess doesn't stick.) Pour in this ooey-gooey mess. Bake over hot campfire coals for 15-18 minutes. Or, in the oven at 350 (F) for approximately the same amount of time. (Use a toothpick to determine if it's done.)

    Serves 4 normal people, or one uncontrollable choco-holic. {That would be me.}

    * Update ~ this contest is now closed. Congratulations to Alyssa. I hope you love these recipes as much as I do. :)

    Wednesday

    Hot Tips in Cold Places

    Yes, you're in my refrigerator but there's a pretty good reason for that! Do you store your green onions in water? If you do you'll hardly ever have to buy new ones. The green tops happily replenish themselves...

    Friday

    Roasted Chestnuts

    Fresh Chestnuts, ready for the oven.
    Slice an 'X' through the Chestnut shells prior to roasting. 
    Skip this step and you'll be sorry...

    Ever roasted chestnuts? Fresh from the oven, with a dash of sea salt, they're quite delightful.

    And, pretty easy to do, if you follow directions. Last Christmas I bought a pound of fresh Chestnuts and decided to give this tradition a try. The outcome was not nearly as cozy and romantic as I expected.

    They explode! In unison!

    When you remove them from a hot oven and they hit the cooler air it's like 4th of July all over the kitchen. So, that was not good. But, the remnants were quite tasty.

    Our jazzy Christmas table settings.
    Roasting Chestnuts:
    • Slice a criss cross into the shells.
    • Place on a baking sheet.
    • Cook in a 375 (F) oven for about 30 minutes
    • The criss-crossed shells will curl back letting you know when they are done.
    • As soon as they are cool enough to touch, pop them out of their shells. (It's a lot harder to remove them when they're cool.) 
    • Spritz with a buttery flavored cooking spray.
    • Sprinkle with sea salt.
    What I've learned:
    * In the mountains, try a cooler oven. Bake at 375 (F) vs. the 425 you see in directions all over the web.
    ** No need to soak them in salt water. That's a waste of time since the moisture and salt permeate the shells, not the chestnuts, and you're throwing the shells away.

    Fun Facts to Know and Tell: 
    Chestnuts are one of the healthiest nuts you can nibble. Low in calories, low in fat, rich in vitamins, minerals and protein. Nutritionally similar to brown rice with loads more flavor.

    Wednesday

    Sparklers, Sangria plus a Miracle on Bourbon St.

    A Toast to the Holidays! Live, Laugh & Loaf.
    I'm feeling SUPER special today because my lame cooking blog is getting some attention! A PR agency (from New York City!) sent me pics and recipes for holiday cocktails.

    Sparklers!
    Yeah, yeah, I'm being a little facetious. It's easy to become overly-sensitive when you live in Utah, where no booze is allowed to cross state lines. (Bye-bye free samples.) Where everyone just assumes you're a hick. Even when you're not.

    I used to work in New York. Produced many a television commercial there. Not always by choice! As low woman on the totem pole, I got saddled with a December TV production project every single year. Because my boss.. and, my boss's boss... and, my boss's boss's boss much preferred to stay home for the holidays.

    But, enough about that. Manhattan is a magical place at Christmas time. So, I was delighted to see these very clever uptown concoctions. Ideal for the many parties we've been invited to.

    Sparklers!
    • 4 oz. VOGA Sparkling Pinot Grigio
    • 1 oz. Vodka
    • .5 oz. Raspberry Liqueur
    • .5 oz. Soho Lychee Liqueur
    * It's practically impossible to substitute the unique flavor of Lychee, an exotic Asian fruit. (To get close, mimic a combo of grapes, strawberries and watermelon.)
    ** If you have never tried a sparkling Pinot Grigio before, you might be surprised. Less sweet than champagne. Delightful.

    Sangria
    Sangria!
    • 2 bottles VOGA Merlot (Or, try an old vine Zinfandel)
    • 1 cup pomegranate juice
    • 1/3 cup Triple Sec (orange-flavored liqueur)
    • 1 blood orange (cut into sections)
    • 1 very tart apple (cut into sections)
    • 1 cup of cherries
    • 1/4 cup fresh pomegranate seeds
    • 1/4 cup sugar
    • 2 whole cloves
    • 1 cinnamon stick
    Let this percolate in your refrigerator overnight, allowing plenty of time for the fruit flavors to blend.

    Miracle on Bourbon Street
    • 1 sugar cube
    • 4 dashes of angostura bitters
    • 1/2 shot of bourbon
    • Top up with VOGA Premium Sparkling Pinot Grigio

    Midnight Kiss
    Midnight Kiss
    • 2 oz. VOGA Italia Sparkling
    • 1 oz. apple cider
    • .5 oz. ginger vodka
    • Juice from ½ lemon
    • 1 apple (sliced)
    VOGA is a collection of Italian wines, very reasonably priced, all quite tasty. Bottled as such to attract attention. Will it work? I dunno. Especially with the name VOGA, which sounds like vodka... and a bottle that looks like vodka. Well, I'm stumped. And, slightly relieved I don't have to produce their t.v. commercials.

    But, who cares? Wow your buds with some clever uptown libations. 'Tis the season.

    Sunday

    Skier, Snowboarder Bodacious Breakfast

    Here's a best kept secret about skiing and snowboarding.. the pros recommend a high carb breakfast to give you the energy to play this hard all day long. (You'll burn 1,700+ calories and you won't even notice.)

    Think about it! Just how often in our healthy-eating-obsessed US of A do we get permission to dive headfirst into a high carb meal??

    Well, today you get to do just that! Provided you can prove you bought yourself a lift ticket.

    Ski Bum Bodacious Breakfast:
    * This is a great 'weekender' breakfast for house guests, prior to hitting the slopes. Serves 8 normal people or 4 Lindsey Vonn wannabes.

    • 4 cups, uncooked, hash browns*
    • 8 eggs
    • 2 cups chopped ham, or cooked bacon, crumbled
    • 1/2 cup skim milk
    • 1 cup lite sour cream
    • 1 cup extra sharp cheddar cheese 
      • Add a little oomph with 1/2 c. cheddar and 1/2 c. pepper jack cheese.
    • 1/2 cup chopped shallots 
    • 2 chopped green onions, tops and all
    • 3 tablespoons butter
    • Salt and pepper, to taste
    • Rounded bottom glass or coffee cup. (More on that, later.)
    How To:
    *Sighs heard 'round the world* With this recipe, you really do have to follow directions.
    1. Spray a 9 x 13 baking dish, press a very thin layer of hash browns (about 1 cup) into the dish.
    2. Bake @ 350 (F) for about 10 minutes, until the hash browns are crisp. (This is your crust. :)
    3. Melt the butter, brown the shallots, turn off the heat. If you use a very large pan, this warm pan can double as your mixing bowl when you stir up the rest of the goodies. 
    4. Mix in hash browns, ham, milk, sour cream, green onions and cheese. 
    5. Pour this mixture over the crispy hash browns in your baking dish.
    6. Grab that rounded bottom drinking glass and make 8 depressions into this delightful mess. Crack 1 fresh egg into each of the 8 depressions.
    7. Pop it in the oven. Bake @ 350 F for 30-40 minutes.
    1 full ski day burns 1700 calories!
    Hash Browns:
    I use the refrigerated grocery store brands, to save time. Shredding your own is great. Buying dehydrated or frozen works okay, too. Refrigerated or shredding your own, of course, provides the most nutritional value.

    Ham and Bacon:
    There is much ado these days about nitrate-free meats. A BETTER BET is to simply purchase low sodium products.
    ~ No bacon or ham brand is nitrite-free, no matter what the label suggests. (Sorry to burst your bubble, but this also includes Whole Paycheck Whole Foods.)
    ~ Nitrite is toxic to microbes, including the bacteria that causes botulism, so it's an important preservative that hasn't caused a true health risk since the 1970's (after which nitrate levels were drastically re-formulated.)